I pity my future daughter
Which lie she wan use comot for house wey I no Sabi 😂
Don't let the world change your smile,
Let your smile change the world
HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF IN 2023
1...Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2... Stop begging.
3...Stop saying more than necessary.
4...When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5...Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6...Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it.
7...Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8... Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9...Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10... Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11... Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals
12...Respect your time.
13... Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14... Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15... Be scarce sometimes.
16...Be a giver more than a receiver.
17...Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
18...Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
19... Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
20...Be good at what you do.
🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
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1) Female 👩💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
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2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩💻 takes only 20mins.
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3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
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4) If you wanna get high🚭 there's a room 🏠 for smokers.
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5) Wednesdays and Fridays it's party �🎼📻 time no lessons.
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6) During examination all students will be provided with text📖📗 books.
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7) All students are free to bring their laptops💻 and phones📱 because free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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8) If you insult a teacher your punishment is to play FIFA🎮⚽ with principal.
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9) At lunchtime🍟🥪 students eat every kind foods you want the school will provide.
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10) On Mondays you'll come to school at⏲️10:00 just to discuss what happened over the weekend🥂🍻
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WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL💃💅🏋️🙆😅🙏
CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
U will buy Rice with Meat, Plantain & Egg & D seller will still ask “Bros, is dat all?” No ma, add ice-block, crocodile tongue & mosquito lap. Nonsense🙄
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